ade, i am a current vol from dan's stage, and i'm currently on my way
to see dan's luxe, milk stouted, fluffy sweet breaded pô. I hate to
make a guest blog into a rant but i have a little bone to pick with
my host. For discussion sake i ask you devoted readers, foundation of
dan pint love, to clear the air and ask dan to see the error of his
ways and promptly appologize to all women starting with yours truely.
Heres the current situation--
the premise: a date auction to benefit the grant funds of the burkina
faso gender and development committe
dans take: i refuse to auction my self off because i am a money-monger
and dont agree with a 10 percent stipend because with my refined
palate, a mere 20 mille cfa bid cut wouldnt amount to two beers and a
plate of benga
wrong!!!
My take: though a 2 mille cut is not a lot of money (equiv to 4 usd),
it amounts in 18 mille (36 usd) of gad funding to be used to support
the deserving, hard working women of burkina and men devoted to
leveling gender inequalities. Get off your high horse for a night
daniel pint and sell that sexy new hair!
Obviously i lost the argument as dan did not auction himself at the
cos party two nights ago. Comment and let dan know how disappointed
in him you are
i'm disappointed in dan for not, as Addie so eloquently put it, selling that sexy new hair. but my question is, where did the old hair go? did it go to that place in nazinga where elephants go to die? if so, i want to send grief wreath. thanks
ReplyDeletei made dolls out of my hair. Im selling them for 50cfa each. I named them harry, harriet, chevaux lynn, and fanta (faaaanta). All procedes go towards gender disempowerment.
ReplyDeletewait a sec, i'm sorry i blacked out after the first 18 words. what about me and maggie and you killing women?
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